Ancient Story Buff Gifts

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The hyenas started it."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Snowyphus

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

The Final Selfie

Snake in the grass...

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Game time.

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

Danger: Falling animals

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

The Rivalry Begins

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

God's Double Whammy.

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."