Ancient Civilizations Buff Gifts

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

'My son wants to become an elevator engineer.'

'Know what would be nice? A stairlift!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

The Final Selfie

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Pyramids exploding.

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Is the fire included?'

Planner at work.

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

Hello, everybody! We're back!

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

The evolution of men

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'