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'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

'My son wants to become an elevator engineer.'

'Know what would be nice? A stairlift!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

The Final Selfie

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Pyramids exploding.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Is the fire included?'

Planner at work.

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

The evolution of men

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

Caveman about stone wheel: 'I call it 'zero'.'