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Egyptologists see computer in tomb.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ten Commandments

Binary Man

The Invention of the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

"I get it!"

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

It's a wireless.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

"This thing isn't working."

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Developing the boomerang.

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

Pyramid Garden

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

"How do you turn it off?"

Frank, you're partly cut out of this picture! Kids these days know their gadgets but nothing about where food comes from. I hired a kid to work on the farm and that photo is what I got when he heard the word "crop."

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

'We tried humans, but they weren't nice enough.'

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

1069 BC: Ancient Egyptians invent the loo roll.

'My son wants to become an elevator engineer.'

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

I read an article on Candorville.com about how we might not be the first advances civilization on earth. There's evident that mankind was far more advanced than we thought, but it was blown back into the stone age by some huge cataclysm. A lot of scientists disagree, but why else would mankind build 200 immense underground cities all around the world, if not to survive a cataclysm? I'm starting to think you just like saying the word cataclysm. I also read that we're cataclysmically overdue for a

"Too much information."

"Me not know why, but him cool now."

Alien Spaceship

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.