Ancient Technology T-Shirts

Looking for a fun t-shirt for the ancient technology lover? Our designs showcase clever, witty takes on historic inventions, making every outfit a conversation starter.

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Developing the boomerang.

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'It appears to be a weapon, but how do we deploy it against our rivals.'

'It appears to be a weapon, but how do we deploy it against our rivals.' mockup

'It appears to be a weapon, but how do we deploy it against our rivals.'

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"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating." mockup

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

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"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!" mockup

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.' mockup

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

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Sundial Time

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Goddess

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The Invention of the Wheel

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"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place." mockup

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

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Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam. mockup

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

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Reinventing the Wheel

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"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno." mockup

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

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How they did it . . .

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"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!" mockup

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

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"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious." mockup

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

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"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

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