Ancient Innovations T-Shirts

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Thinking Gears

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Raincloud Umbrella

Walking Luggage.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Bright Idea

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The First Fire Stick

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

The discovery of electricity...

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower