Ancient Innovator T-Shirts

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.

'Hey, nice invention! -- Can I borrow it?'

"So, smartypants, what's this gonna do to our carbon footprint?"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

Early tank.

'Well, I guess we'd better get started inventing fire-resistant fabrics.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

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"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Is this the new input device?'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Computerized Dollhouse.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"The applications are limitless."

"If you ask me, between my stuff and your stuff, there's nothing left to invent."

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'It's my latest invention -- I call it the 'Emergency Broadcast Warning System.''

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

I've just invented the bar.