Ancient Innovator Mugs

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.

'Hey, nice invention! -- Can I borrow it?'

"So, smartypants, what's this gonna do to our carbon footprint?"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

Early tank.

'Well, I guess we'd better get started inventing fire-resistant fabrics.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Apples for sale

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Is this the new input device?'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Computerized Dollhouse.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"The applications are limitless."

"If you ask me, between my stuff and your stuff, there's nothing left to invent."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'It's my latest invention -- I call it the 'Emergency Broadcast Warning System.''