Stone-age Innovator Mugs

Caveman chipping out wheel, then trying to fly.

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Those Were The Days

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Oog is backing up all our files.

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Mammoth Posing

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

The first animation.

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"This is what I use for social media."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'