Divine Innovator T-Shirts

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'We've re-branded.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Drive-thru Church

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

The Ordered List

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

You are everywhere.

To err is human, but to have your stocks recover from a plummet is divine.

God's Phone

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

In the very beginning.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!: