Divine Creator T-Shirts

I don't know what came over me that week – I'm not normally that creative.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

The Ordered List

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

God creating the galaxy.

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

God's Phone

God playing with dolls.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

In the very beginning.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

God red cards Adam and Eve.

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!: