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"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'We've re-branded.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

BLESS YOU

Jesus Christ

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

God creating the galaxy.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God's Phone

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

In the very beginning.

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!: