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"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Looked fine with one head. Besides, two heads are better than one is such a cliche.'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

'Making them out of mud was easy - The hard part was writing the DNA code.'

"It's not quite there, but I really think you're getting close."

Uh-Oh. Maybe we shouldn't have put the poison ivy so close to the fig leaves. Eden Landscaping Dept.

'Gad, you're right! - Get rid of the nymphs and satyrs and start the 'humanity' project.'

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

The Ordered List

"I opted for the upgrades."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

God's Phone

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

Home Business - Starting Out.

In the very beginning.

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'