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And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Three wall angels...

"I guess they really are permanent."

'The roof needs icing.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

A new meaning in the Roman

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Violin Playing Snowman.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

A christmas tree for the cat

"He loves me!"

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"We'll take it."

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

Designer

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

A bear decorates a snowbear.

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."