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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

The Design Artiste

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Artists At The Auto Show

Georges Braque.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Le Corbusier

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"