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"I opted for the upgrades."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'What did He do before he was God?'

Geese and Angels

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Cherub on a cloud

Life on cloud 8

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

The spirit's flight

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

Heavenly Ships

"First, I storyboarded it."

The Ladder to Heaven

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

"This is great. This could be franchised."

Pearly Queen Gates

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"What a relief."

Heaven.

The trouble with cats going to heaven.

Heaven - under new management.

"In heaven there's perfect harmony, even if you're still married."