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"I opted for the upgrades."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Geese and Angels

'What did He do before he was God?'

Cherub on a cloud

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Life on cloud 8

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

The spirit's flight

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

Heavenly Ships

"First, I storyboarded it."

"This is great. This could be franchised."

The Ladder to Heaven

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Pearly Queen Gates

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"What a relief."

Heaven.

The trouble with cats going to heaven.

Heaven - under new management.

"In heaven there's perfect harmony, even if you're still married."

Designer

"I guess they really are permanent."