Divine Artist Prints

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'We've re-branded.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Jesus Christ

BLESS YOU

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

God creating the galaxy.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God's Phone

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

In the very beginning.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."