Divine Athlete T-Shirts

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Fishing with God

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Golfing with God.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Give Way To Cyclists

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Angel Golf

Moses parts water on the fairways.

And on the Seventh Day...

"If I were a carpenter"

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"Wow. Tough cloud."

Basketball Halo

Angel using his hal to play golf.

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Football of the Gods...

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Jehovah's Fitness

God chalks up his pool cue.

Photograph from Heaven.

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

Golf Sale

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Golfers' Heaven