Divine Athlete Pillows

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Fishing with God

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Golfing with God.

Give Way To Cyclists

Sports Day at the Monastery

Angel Golf

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

And on the Seventh Day...

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"If I were a carpenter"

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

Basketball Halo

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

"Wow. Tough cloud."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Jehovah's Fitness

Football of the Gods...

Photograph from Heaven.

God chalks up his pool cue.

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Golf Sale