Spiritual Athlete Pillows

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Holy Cricket

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Golfing Bishop.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

Extreme Sheepherding

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Sports Day at the Monastery

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

And on the Seventh Day...

'I will need to watch the replay.'

Basketball Halo

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Zen and the Art of Skiing

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Jesus Feeds the 5K

Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

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'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Golfing Fakir.