Spiritual Sportsters Pillows

Golfing Fakir.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'I will need to watch the replay.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Zen and the Art of Skiing

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Jesus Feeds the 5K

Zen Bowling.

'Playing against the English convents always brought the best out of Sister O'Driscoll!'

The traditional pre-game prayer.

'The shroud of Turin, I love God'

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

It's just a game vs. get real.

William Booth

'Have you tried adjusting your grip on the golf club?'

'Athletes for Jesus' 'Slob for God'

"Jesus! Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

"But you held on to that fly ball."

Rams: 14-0