A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.
Divine Athlete Gifts
Searching for a gift that combines athleticism and spirituality? Our collection for the divine athlete features humorous and uplifting items designed to motivate and honor your favorite fitness fanatic with a divine touch.
Fishing with God
At the 2021 Religious Games
"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"
'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'
"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"
Monks play conkers with crucifix
Golfing with God.
'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'
Give Way To Cyclists
Sports Day at the Monastery
'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'
"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."
'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'
Angel Golf
Moses parts water on the fairways.
And on the Seventh Day...
"If I were a carpenter"
'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'
....And on the seventh day,god painted!
"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."
"Wow. Tough cloud."
Basketball Halo
Angel using his hal to play golf.
And on the seventh day God invented cricket
"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."
Football of the Gods...
'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'
Jehovah's Fitness
God chalks up his pool cue.
Photograph from Heaven.
Good and Evil: The Human Video Game
Golf Sale
'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'
Golfers' Heaven
Divine Athlete Gifts Collection
Divine Athlete Mugs
Explore our divine athlete mugs and find the perfect blend of humor and inspiration for their morning routine.
Divine Athlete Pillows
Browse our divine athlete pillows to add a divine touch of inspiration to their relaxation space.
Divine Athlete Prints
Discover our divine athlete prints to inspire and motivate with creative art that celebrates their active and spiritual lifestyle.
Divine Athlete T-Shirts
Check out our divine athlete t-shirts for a fun and motivational way to showcase their passion for fitness and spirituality.