Divine Workout Warrior Gifts

"The reward is Heaven and a set of well-toned glutes."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Exercise Bars

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Sisyphus during Covid

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Yoga To-Do

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'