Cosmic Workout Warrior Gifts

Anaerobics

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

dog vs UFO...

Exercise Class

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Running

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

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