Cosmic Workout Warrior Pillows

Anaerobics

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

dog vs UFO...

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Sisyphus during Covid

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."