Cosmic Juggler Pillows

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Newton's cradle

A cat balancing stones and the moon

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

To do before Saturday...

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Moving in

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Pole Star

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Education Guidance

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

Climbing to the moon

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

'Whoops!'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'...Water on Mars'

"Entanglement meets string theory."

"What did I tell you about destroying Mommy's inner balance?"

The Big A** Theory

Wind Warning on the moon.