Cosmic Juggler T-Shirts

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Newton's cradle

A cat balancing stones and the moon

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

To do before Saturday...

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Moving in

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Pole Star

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Education Guidance

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Climbing to the moon

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

'Whoops!'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

"Entanglement meets string theory."

The Big A** Theory

Wind Warning on the moon.

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.