Ultimate Juggler T-Shirts

I raised seven children and fourteen house plants. How's that for management experience?

Children's Parties

"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Stop and Birch

Newton's cradle

"Honey! We're home!"

Education Guidance

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

Inbox and Outbox

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

A Man mixing up his sports.

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Swiss army justice.

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

'I like my plea bargain better. I plead guilty and you dismiss the charges.'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.