Ultimate Juggler Prints

I raised seven children and fourteen house plants. How's that for management experience?

"The meeting will come to order."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Stop and Birch

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Education Guidance

"Honey! We're home!"

Newton's cradle

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

A Man mixing up his sports.

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'I like my plea bargain better. I plead guilty and you dismiss the charges.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Lawyer, Attorney, Counselor, Barrister, Solicitor

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."