Competition Juggler Prints

'Can't talk now! I'll call you back.'

Children's Parties

"The meeting will come to order."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"How was work?"

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Brickie's Mate

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Honey! We're home!"

Education Guidance

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Inbox and Outbox

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'We don't like to use the word scapegoat.. we prefer to say you're going to be a Blame Engineer.'

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'