Internet Juggler T-Shirts

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

Spam in inbox.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

The Communicator

Overworked

"Hello?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Snakecharming.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'It's for you.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Woman holding two phones together.

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Multitasking.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."