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Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

Information Tightrope.

New Ideas in Business.

"Hello?"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

'It's for you.'

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

Rapid reading center.

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."