Celestial Gym Enthusiast Pillows

Jehovah's Fitness

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

You are everywhere.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Whoops!'

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'He seems nice.'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

Angel Basketball

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Budget Astronomy

Asteroid Trajectory Assessment.

Snow Moon

Covid Star

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

The Light Hotel

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Excercising demons