Celestial Athlete Pillows

Angel using his hal to play golf.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Sir Patrick Moore.

God creating the galaxy.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Give Way To Cyclists

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Angel Golf

Angel Basketball

And on the Seventh Day...

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Basketball Halo

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Jehovah's Fitness

Bowl-A-Rama

God plays golf

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

I don

Heavenly Tennis.

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

"Athletic scholarship."