Celestial Cricketer Pillows

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

An amplified harp

Sir Patrick Moore.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Give Way To Cyclists

Angel Golf

Planeterrium.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Sell the Universe !

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Cellist on Mars

Bassoonist cherub.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

God plays golf

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Bowl-A-Rama

"My 'chord' and my God!"

"Ask it what happened to our first crew."

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

"I like to keep up on my jogging. I'm still doing twenty clouds a day."

Alpha Centuri crushes earth in straight sets.

Heaven - Free WI-fi

'Use the four wood!'

Angelfish.

Holy Golf

The truth about crop circles

"When your profile said you were a ball player this isn't exactly what I had in mind."

'Lightning bolt.'

'I must warn you, Mr. Smith, you'll have to do all your investing on the internet. There's a big shortage of financial advisors up here.'

"You were supposed to leave your flash drive at the Pearly Gates."