Celestial Football Enthusiast Pillows

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

You are everywhere.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

Angel with speed camera.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"I'm your sun!"

'What's the wi-fi like?'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'He seems nice.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

'They come down here to smoke.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'