Cosmic Soccer Fan Pillows

Football Spaceship

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Mohamed Salah

Egyptian Football

Centaur Forward

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Football/Soccer bubbles

Football Accident.

Spot the fur ball.

Standings: Milky Way Conference

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Jim was a model Dad".

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

Stop with racism in sport!

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Hands in same position from birth to death.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"