Celestial Soccer Fan Pillows

The God's football

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

Angel Basketball

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

Hand me the remote...

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"Two bars—how about you?"

"I think the vicar's taking things too far."

"Separate clouds, please."

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

Ghost in Goal

'It's a conversation piece.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."