Celestial Soccer Fan Pillows

The God's football

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Megan Anna Rapinoe

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

World Cup Universe.

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Angel Basketball

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"Two bars—how about you?"

I'm afraid of heights.

Hand me the remote...

"I think the vicar's taking things too far."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'It's a conversation piece.'

Ghost in Goal

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"Separate clouds, please."