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Heavenly Tennis.

'Homer!'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'They come down here to smoke.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Angel Basketball

Hand me the remote...

"Two bars—how about you?"

"Separate clouds, please."

God plays golf

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

'It's a conversation piece.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

"I have to twinkle"

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

Rugby heaven