Celestial Sports Fans Gifts

Heavenly Tennis.

'Homer!'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

World Cup Universe.

'They come down here to smoke.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Angel Basketball

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

I'm afraid of heights.

"Two bars—how about you?"

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

Hand me the remote...

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

"Separate clouds, please."

'It's a conversation piece.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

God plays golf

'I've been tagged for study of my migratory habits.'

"I have to twinkle"