Heavenly Sports Fans Gifts

Rugby heaven

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"He just married me on the rebound."

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

The conversion.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'This is Role Model Man. He is our new assistant coach in charge of projecting a positive image to impressionable young minds.'

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

"You're in the cartoon league now. You just have to pretend those little circles in the stands are actual people."

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

"Yeah, it's sports-related, Doc...I was watching the ball game on TV, reached for my beer and 'wham'!"

'And remember, Timmy: Along with the status of being a star athlete comes a responsibility to act as if the law doesn't apply to you.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

Football Angel

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

Third base coaches during a brawl.

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

Angel Golf

"There's the handoff, and it looks like Dad is going to go with an option route, avoiding the rush from the dishwasher, sweeping left, evading the teenager blitz and heading directly to the liquor store!"