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"It was better before God took up knitting."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Closed until further notice."

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

Football Angel

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

Why it takes longer for lawyers to get in: 'This would go a lot faster if you'd stop saying, 'alleged'...'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

Angel Basketball

"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."