Heavenly Football Fans Gifts

Football Angel

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

Heaven

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

Angel Golf

Football

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

'This is God I Missed you in church last Sunday.'

Football of the Gods...

"Surprise!"

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

Rugby heaven

Golf Sale

Golfers' Heaven

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'

couldn't you have waited to the final episode of desperate housewives

God/Saint Watching Football.

'The last thing I heard was 'Calm down, the dog just want to play!''

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

'Another hole-in-one. I guess that was predictable.'

"I've been dead over two hundred years but I still feel like the new guy."

'I'm sure that's the guy who killed me. Probably got off on a technicality.'

'Homer!'

Angel Delight

'Mind if I smoke?'

Holy Golf

"Excellent Hail Mary."

'Next! Come on we haven't got all day!'

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