Divine Football Aficionados Gifts

God/Saint Watching Football.

I like the Jets...I guess

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

David and Goliath.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

Football Delivery

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

God creating the galaxy.

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Footballer playing for time

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'Those with a lot of Money.'

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

Football Fish

Napoleon Wenger

'Foul, what foul?'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'