Divine Sports Fans Gifts

Rugby heaven

Football

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Monks play conkers with crucifix

God creating the galaxy.

God and His Copilot.

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Closed Thursdays.

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

Angel Golf

Football Angel

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

'I will need to watch the replay.'

Almost Your Time.

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

Heaven Mk. II.

Football of the Gods...

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

Golfers' Heaven

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

Golf Sale

God/Saint Watching Football.

"Actually, sir, the rules were chiseled in stone."

"Surely that was the case in school or at a new job. Here, however, there is such a thing as a stupid question."

Maybe you should have called them "The Ten New Year's Resolutions" --- that way they might have lasted at least a couple of weeks.

Adam and eve riding a tandem bike

Father Theresa, on the other hand...was known as the 'Knockout Padre'.