Divine Sports Lover Gifts

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

Golfing God.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Salmon Run

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Golf with a difference

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Egyptian Football

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.