Heavenly Sports Enthusiast Gifts

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'Another hole-in-one. I guess that was predictable.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Ski Surfing

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Play Ball!

Angel Golf

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

I love Kung Fu.

Angel using his hal to play golf.

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Football of the Gods...

Zen and the Art of Skiing

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

Rugby heaven

Love of the Game

God/Saint Watching Football.

"Athletic scholarship."

Football prayers.

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

Will I ever meet a financial advisor who inerstands my needs and likes the same sports teams I do?

Golf Sale

Golfers' Heaven

'Heulluva Mark.'

"Stop that row!"

Tennis Payer - Heaven and Hell/Rough or Smooth

"The reward is Heaven and a set of well-toned glutes."