Sports Fan Extraordinaire Gifts

'If you're incredibly fast you might get a ticket for the men's 800 meters.'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

The rocket powered skiier

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Raheem Sterling

Spring Training

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

350 Feet.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."