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'If you're incredibly fast you might get a ticket for the men's 800 meters.'

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

The rocket powered skiier

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Spring Training

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Ball as water-melon.