Surreal Sports Fan Gifts

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Bowled over again!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Raheem Sterling

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Spring Training

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Ball as water-melon.